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5-1/2" x 11"
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| MEASUREMENT | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| LENGTH | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" |
| MEASUREMENT | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH | 16.5" | 17.5" | 18.5" | 19.5" | 20.5" | N/A |
| LENGTH | 25" | 26" | 27" | 28" | 29" | N/A |
| MEASUREMENT | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH | 20.5" | 21.5" | 22.5" | 23.5" | 24.5" | 25.5" |
| LENGTH | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" |
All measurements are listed in inches. Please visit our FAQ if you don't see your size listed.
